the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats
My gay friend invited me over to watch a drag racing show and there were no cars at all wtf
An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes
Awkward!Boromir’s internal monologue.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.